Ha! You sound like a gay!

"How many incest jokes is it cool for a half hour comedy to make?"

FACKIN' SABBATH!!!

They start by putting a do-rag on it…

Terrible casting.

Or check out the episode where they run out of "Korl" license plates in the gift shop…

"It's even worse than Maggie's."

I never thought I'd be forced to side with Chuck Lorre and Two and a Half Men, but here we are…

The same!

"…and India (so dirty they don’t believe there’s a god anywhere there)…"

Actually, the segment he directed ended in the deaths of one adult actor (Vic Morrow, Jennifer Jason Leigh's father) and two child actors.

The best cheese is crazy cheese…

You never get used to it…

The phrase "I can smell my asshole from here" comes to mind…

Well, this episode was directed by John Landis…

I can see tomorrow's headline: Crazy Girl Guts Albanian Dwarf.

Why don't you ask David Brenner himself?

Sorry, but one of the things I have to do to get my GED is make a member of the AV Club cry. Strike that one off the list!

The 90s weren't so kind to Zappa either…

Yeah, and Louie Anderson's a legend too…