Thanks.

And that little boy grew up to be…

Who am I kidding? Every episode was written by Tommy Wiseau…

This episode was written by Tommy Wiseau…

I don't know. The guy Rick strangled looks like he actually does (or rather did) shit violently…

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FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!!!

I haven't read the comics, so can someone verify whether this guy is supposed to be autistic?

He'll always be Crazy Legs to me….

I knew Heroes would return. After all, "Heroes" is just one letter change away from "herpes"…

You can't have one without the other…

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It felt like watching a Bengals game.

"…my folks used a dual VCR setup to scrub the movies of any objectionable material…"

Sadly, Metal Church only sold 112 million albums, whereas Kenny G sold 113.5 million. It was a tight race though…

Fine. Make out with Tom Hanks then!

Fuck Tom Hanks…

You don't have to apologize. The Coen brothers' version is terrible.

"This is very unorthodox, Mr. Oberst, but I'll allow it."

It's official: Billy Corgan has now officially turned into Jon Anderson from Yes…

The only Mitchell who gets to write songs about soda is Kim Mitchell…