To (kind of) quote The Simpsons: "I doubt my Chicagoans would be that stupid."

And how do we know that her niece didn't have gender re-asssignment surgery shortly after the mud zombie got to her?

They stopped at Denny's shortly after leaving the prison…

Are you off your meds?

Tyrese has a Divine Hammer…

And my left testicle!

Hey, everyone! Check out this guy picking on the dude in the wheelchair!

I guess they'd never been to America then…

I couldn't agree with this more.

Jon Bon Jovi was at least being honest. He's one of those guys during the 80s who—-like Bono—-tended to use the guitar as a prop rather than as an actual musical instrument.

And I, for one, welcome our new Virginia Slims-smoking overlord…

And that's what's going on my gravestone…

Sorry, I don't watch Game of Thrones, so I thought the actor was named Bran.

Someone named a kid "Bran"? Please tell me that's a typo…

Man, that pudding must have been fucking awesome…

FIX IT AGAIN, TONY!

You keep telling that to yourself, Gary Glitter…

My Little Pony porn is more age appropriate than My Little Pony…

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And here's the Elliot clip: