Thank smart phone users. This redesign was brought about with them in mind…

"GG Allin didn't just eat his own shit, he also sang"

It is. The "aboot" thing came about because Newfies, and other Maritimers with funny accents, often made their way to Boston, New York, and other major cities in the northeast, causing Americans to think that all Canadians talk like that.

It wasn't.

Heh…unit.

The only governor spin-off I recognize is Benson…

No, you're in the minority because you're Mexican…

Shoop-shoop-ba-dooooop…

Speaking of tents, aren't they quite possibly the worst thing to sleep in during a zombie apocalypse?

He's gonna clean up in New Woodbury's Kris Kristofferson look-a-like contest!

Bear law is not governed by reason in this country…

You don't care whose toes you step on!

Hats off to you, cappadocius…

Anyone care to comment on Roy Harper being charged with having sex with a child?

And I think you meant to say CALL ME DEACON BLUES!

Definitely.

CLOSE YOUR PARENTHESES! CLOSE YOUR PARENTHESES!

His love for UHF makes perfect sense, if you've ever seen the Eric Andre Show…

Whew! I thought Sharon Mitchell had died…

I think he was being ironic. After all, why would he listen to music that he finds boring?