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Preparation Heche
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As does his love of Mr. Bungle…

Oh man…now all the Alexander Payne fanboys are gonna flood this website in order to complain about how the AV Club ruined this film's metacritic score. It's Uncharted 3 all over again!

Can't take a joke, huh?

Better Off Dead too.

Call me Deacon Blues…

You laugh, but the Big Mark is one of the finest burgers I've ever tasted…

Let's not forget ironic downvotes.

Do you know what's also a "stain on American honour"? Your fancy, limey spelling of "honor."

Finally Krist Novoselic is useful!

During a zombie apocalypse, there's a fine line between being thoughtful and incredibly stupid…

"Oh, and by the way…your girlfriend was murdered by that old lady!"

Are you suggesting that one of your balls is bigger than the other?

Hope there's a sporting goods store nearby so that they can track down a hockey helmet for her…

Although I guess it depends on what your definition of "eating" is…

"In the end, even Meg’s victory in the fight is bittersweet—she dies from eating a frozen hot dog."

It's Clarence…

That's well and good, but when are you gonna show us your balls?

It'd be great if we found out that the governor's been doing nothing but working on his stand-up routine the past several months.

Now you know why…

They met their line quota last week. The rest of the season will be filled with them nodding sagely or grunting…