He's good friends with the Ghost of Christmas Future…

I don't even own a ghost of Leonard Pierce!

Apparently, "Watch This" has been handed over to an executive at AMC today…

I hear she fucked some guy to death…

Shelley Long!

Episode II had "less of the tragically bad dialogue and story"?

In other words: Star Wars Episode VII: Just Like Star Trek and Anything Kevin Smith Does..

The people who paid to see Maid In Manhattan must have been really confused…

**grabs lube; unzips pants; keeps eye out for dude in a big hat**

Sounds like the name of a WWII-era burlesque show…

Yes.

WHOOOO! DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT INSTITUTIONS OF HIGHER LEARNING! FUCKIN' RIGHT!!!

You're confusing Berkely with DeVry…

Duly noted.

Don't ever contradict me in front of the boy…

You don't even own a Sandler!

You've got it ass backwards: the Sandler and Jerky Boy albums were actually funny; Leary and (especially) Foxworthy were terrible.

Let's not forget his glasses…

"You guys tricked me into saying that!"

I'm gonna go get head from that fucking girrrrl!