"The Goat" and "Memory Lane" might be the last two funny things Sandler ever did.

I looked at my asshole in the mirror the other day. It blew my fucking mind.

"Why you fuckin' hard on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk yer fuckin' head
with a Louisville fuckin' slugger! Whadya think of that ass fuck!?"

I would like to make a comment about the Mexicans up on the roof slapping each other with the hot mops.

Kill spree?

HE'S ON A FIXED INCOME!!!

He's just holding a mirror up to society…

Does she have a song about how the Sri Lankan Red Sox did a number on the Tamil Tigers a few weeks ago?

Not Kiki Dee!

He talked to them? I always heard that he "rapped" his way through the SALT II treaty…

I DO C-C-C-COCHANE!

I didn't realize she no longer taught at the university level. Strangely enough, that lifts my spirits a bit.

Yeah, I've yet to meet anyone in the field who's actually used her work in a US history course. She can be an engaging writer, but her work is lacking in terms of serious analysis. She's essentially a popular historian with tenure.

HOW MANY DISNEY KIDS ARE THERE!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Too bad he didn't get an opportunity to meet the real Slayer…

You don't expect writers at the AV Club to actually know the history of popular music, do you?

I usually start with the fact that she's a hack and a plagiarist…

We should hang out…

Why are people down voting this comment? I just posted a comment about two dead zombie girls fucking and this what you choose to get sanctimonious about? Get your priorities straight, people!

Yes.