He hates Testament and Megadeth so much that he refuses to spell their names correctly…

Yeah, "Don't Tread On Me" was so disappointing after years of listening to "Battery," "Disposable Heroes," "One," "For Whom the Bell Tolls," etc…

She had absolutely no rapport with the mainly working class people that ended up on that show. So very, very awkward…

The mirror in your washroom?

Tamra seems like a very confused lady…

Then he'd ask Engels to send him some more money…

Twas no hoarder! Twas Abdullah the Butcher!

Also Jesus…

Your first statement is wrong. Your second statement is correct.

SHE? There ain't no women in Quebec!

Big fan of the "About to Burst" porn series, are we?

The most terrifying Canadian terror organization ever:

I can't answer your question, but I can say with certainty that she's a fucking bore…

Yes, the Heche man approves of both…

Perhaps more importantly: who gives a shit?

"We may not agree on a lot of things, mom, but I think we can both agree that Todd VanDerWerff has lost his fucking mind."

But..but…it's got potential!

I'm just surprised to find out that people here give a shit about this news…

They made an album with it. So, yeah, your assumption is correct…

Keynote speaker at the World Fat Joke convention in Provo, Utah next year…