One minute quicker with the fat joke. Well played, idiotking…

Fact: Reddit is the internet equivalent of that hole Jesse is being kept in…

No, he's fucked.

Saul knows that Huell would eat away much of the profits…

The actor who plays Todd has a very ruddy complexion.

And fudge.

If you call getting shot in the back of the head while staring at a mysterious van that's holding her bound and gagged boyfriend tragic…

New Hampshire's state motto: Live Free or Die!

I think you just signed over power of attorney to Horsefellow…

That video is like our generation's version of "Gimme Shelter" (the documentary, not the song)…

Aw, that sucks. You missed out on a classic SCTV skit.

Unless you live in Buffalo. In which case, you probably started screaming because your house was on fire…

Yeah, its conscience…

You need to do some more studying:

Shit just got real in the land of gimmick accounts…

You're right. We shouldn't expect lawyers to have to work with homicidal maniacs…

And in an even more shocking turn of events, his "girlfriend" will be revealed to be unidentified naked male stranger #3!

They moved out of my heart once they joined the AL Central. God, how I miss the Blue Jays-Tigers rivalry of the 1980s…

Hide in the trunk of a car under a pile of blankets, pricks!

I don't know about no TV show, but that's what I named my prick…