Does she dream of electric Cover Girl products?

I've yet to see a picture of this woman where she looks human. Those make-up commercials make her look like she's made of plastic.

So then why did The Hollies sue Radiohead (and win)?

I like Bill Callahan a lot. I was merely confused by Heller's artsy-fartsy prose. I've read it 15-20 times and I still have no clue what it means.

"Some ghosts are pale afterimages, and others are distilled essences."

Yep. Truly awful.

The Eagles were hated well before Lebowski came out…

Would you ask Tom Petty's diabetic guitar player that question?

Ah, I see.

How is Journey to the End of the Night unreadable? I just finished it a couple days ago; ellipses aside, I found it pretty straightforward…

…and then his ass fell off.

Either way he won…

The guy who played Kirk Devane…

Except it's, you know, good…

@RedScarab:disqus - Todd and Jesse are like the two barroom brawlers who marry each other in that one Mr. Show sketch…

To finish @avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus's comment:

Paralympic, Buzz. Paralympic…

I'm guessing it involved peanut butter and the voice-over magic of George Lowe…

That made me laugh pretty hard…

Terrible. I went to a Fall Out Boy concert last night…