I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

I love how it descends into nightmare near the end…

Happy Colored Marbles…

My ologist has looked at it…

Thanks for ruining the joke…

Trivia time!

Ha! You sound like a total homo!

I'm from Ontario, so obviously I'm going to go with "Butchered At Birth" by Cannibal Corpse…

Oh man…I love Anne Frank's poetry…

I've got a surprise arc in my pants…

The same!

Those 60 puppies shouldn't have been at that Great White concert…

Here's Pitchfork's take on it:

Ain't he a stinker!

Or a mechanical owl…

Hmmmm…roast duck…

Yeah, ElDan! YOU FUCKING NOOB!!!!

George Wallace was right!

Hey,everybody! Check out this guy who's going to murder his dog next week!

As a 30 something Canadian I'm legally required to ask you to take your shirt off…