…to get your tears out of eye prison.

"Don't thank me; thank Dissolve."

Next week on Watch This: Four Christmases…

Space Cowboys 2: To Jesse Hassenger, Thanks for Everything, Clint Eastwood…

Thanks Dissolve! You think the old film writers would have asked us to watch  Space Cowboys?

Yes, Jordo. I didn't say stand-up comics. As dgl noted, I was referring to people like Brigitte Nielsen, etc…

It was also good that they didn't have any sets from non-comics. They almost always kill the momentum of the show.

I agree. This was strong all the way through.

Here's how When the Levee Breaks would look if it were transcribed by an AV Club writer:

Honorable mention: American Band…

South Side of the Sky, bitches….

One of my favorite visual gags in Simpsons history…

Trent the Water?

That's because she looks like the "bloated corpse of Britney Spears"…

@avclub-087b52206cd164583fd17f0fa1c5d6a4:disqus - where in the bible does it have Jesus eating someone's shit?

Should that say "2.5 minutes"?

I wasn't worried about deceiving.

Provided he rented it…

@Scrawler2:disqus - cheerfully withdrawn.

No.