Attend to all the buildings that are on fire…

@Roswulf:disqus - yes it is.
@avclub-043a5755513643c7f4a9cd35380ec33e:disqus - no they aren't.
@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus - you're a helluva drug.
@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus - no, you are wrong.
@avclub-241b2421faecd6ca0aaa67cb80e8a634:disqus - music is for homos.
@Scrawler2:disqus…

@avclub-560eb60373b30a42bb1d813a47ebae5b:disqus - a lot like Tampa, strangely enough…

Hey, everybody! Check out Ed Grimley over here!

Do the ditches come equipped with "tellies"?

I hope someone brought toilet paper to Central Perk…

What is a "telly"?

Don't blame Disqus. Blame your stubby, Cheetos-covered fingers…

That's no way to talk about America's answer to Coldplay!

My bad. I didn't realize they had broken up…

I asked "why" so that I didn't have to read his body of work…

Why?

That too!

His pro-choice views were tempered somewhat by his "pro-executing mentally retarded black people" views…

Quayle would think that his first settler was a lion…

Even more quaint - a gossamer blouse…

You know what else was made in Georgia?

I'll have "the broadest of strokes" if they don't put an end to the governor's storyline soon…

Two men enter. Two men leave…

…from beyond the graaaave.