You sold him the blow, didn't you?

Sorry, I didn't mean that you can't get it outside Quebec; it's just that poutine isn't really emblematic of Canadian cuisine as a whole.

1. Poutine isn't really an English-Canada thing. It's a Quebec thing.

Dink-dink-doonk-doonk-dink!

Dink-dink-doonk-doonk-dink!

He got older. In concert his band plays most of the material tuned down a half step because he can't hit the high notes anymore.

Fact: China Girl is embarrassingly bad.

Holy shit, Will Harris. You're fucking old.

You beat me to it, you bearded son of a bitch…

I, too, am Canadian. I, too, hate this band. They are a high school drama class run amok…

If Steven Page were asked what Canadian celebrities do when they hang out, he'd say cocaine…

And think of what it would be if they weren't a third world country where leprosy is still a bit of a problem…

Weird typo. After all, "J" isn't really that close to "R"…

He's a pederast…

Benedict Cumberbatch is a character from a fairy tale, correct?

That's true for everything.

@avclub-989652eef28bc49eec908063ba36a854:disqus - Wow. I haven't seen you around here for awhile.

I think you're the one doing the kidding…

Thread hijack: WHERE THE FUCK IS HATESONG?

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