Porky's did it, but alas that's a Canadian film…

"And the description of his leopard-carpeted Bushwick apartment at the
beginning of the article certainly makes it difficult to have too much pity."

Seven year old boys wearing diapers vs. twenty seven year old man children wearing skinny acid wash jeans?

Patton Oswalt didn't land on rape culture; rape culture landed on Patton Oswalt…

This is why the idea of "winning" Twitter is worthy of our scorn…

King of the fuckin' jews, Newton. King of the fuckin' jews…

That video reminds me that the first thing I'd do if time travel comes about is go back to the 80s and invest in fog machine technology…

1983 WEEK'S PROTOCOL HAS BEEN BREACHED!

Also Mony Mony…

FACT: Mony Mony is the worst song the world has ever seen…

Billy Idol makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X…

I thought the Joker was gonna explode in that scene…

Say Mormon again!

You said it again!

That's because the Illinois Nazis have so much money that they can buy pretty much every good free agent that comes on the market…

While you're at it, how about a movie for a genius? And a pedophile?

Sure you did, rummy!

Heh. Comes across…

Gallogher…

He'll probably trash you if get it right…