I see an A- in the community ratings. Whoever gave this episode anything less than an A deserves a date with the divorce gun…

You got blow?!?!

Then why don't you marry him?

Except that she thinks she's a saint…

Newsweek says that we should eat them.

For just one season…

There's only one band that can help de-program your daughter: Tripping Daisy…

Bela Flek and the the Flektones broke up two years ago. His new band is called Bela Flek and the Fleks of Shit…

Doesn't matter what it's called, the music on it is still transcendent or some such shit…

…while he takes off your Spider Man-themed underpants?

This is the first time I've ever heard a Mumford & Sons song. It sounds like Coldplay's take on blue grass.

Joe Elliot, the lead singer of Def Leppard, is also known to struggle with this affliction…

I would help you out, bub, but I got a bum ticker…

Not just the real estate market…the Beverley Hills real estate market.

"The pint-sized network exec who comes out for an anti-network sketch is none other than Haley Joel Osment, fresh off Forrest Gump but still four years away from seeing dead people. He’s 25 now."

Would you ask John Rutsey that question?

Ah, the National Midnight Star. When two of my favorite things merged: Rush and SCTV….

I've 5 starred it on expert/pro drums.

Meatloaf: imagine if Bruce Springsteen wrote songs exclusively for members of the high school drama department…

It's tough to find out that you're dad is a liar (and probably a cocksucker)…