Though Peart has come up with stranger tales in his lyrics, Red Barcetta was actually based on a short story entitled "A Nice Morning Drive" by Richard Foster.

Yeah, he's definitely done that before…

True. If God existed he would have killed both in one fell swoop…

My postman certainly seemed confused when I was raining blows down on him while shrieking the word "TERRORIST!" over and over again…

The crack of his ass must be riddled with paper cuts…

Not at all.

I wish I could agree with what you said, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I ever sit down and read a "comedy parenting memoir"…

The bald dude with dreadlocks (Townsend?) scared the hell out of me…

"Def Leppard were neither crappy nor hair metal…"

How about a constitutional amendment banning karaoke?

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The United Kingdom was never the same after Jimmy Savile died….

Don't forget his sweat-soaked puffy shirt. That ups the gross-out factor considerably…

Remember: he doesn't want to see Rock of Ages because it might ruin Def Leppard for him…

No! Regard it! REGARD IT!!!!

It's about how Rock Band stopped providing new DLC back in the awful Spring of 2013…

Irony: making shit palatable since the 60s…

You know who also suffered from seizures after hearing Geddy Lee's voice?

What in the shit was that?

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