Fact: Natural Science is the best song ever written.

It was just a pile of rags…

…about murder.

Whoa, that dude's mom was in Stryper…

Like the dude said, "Dear Penthouse Forum…"

You should hear the Backstreet Boys' cover of "Am I Evil"…

ElDan's hugs are pretty damn close to the traditional definition of sodomy….

Yeah, but "repurposing" in this sense means sending them to work in West Virginia's notoriously brutal corduroy mines…

He apologized (kind of) for firing her after they broke up.

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

Who's worse? Katy Perry for making a self-serving documentary about herself, or your friend for "livetweeting" it?

Hey, everyone! Check out bfred and his retarded daughter!

Or getting a good read on fly balls hit to left field!

Liked for the Mr. Show reference.

Classic.

No it wasn't…

I thought this was going to be the first "Best of…" list that didn't include a Fallout Boy album on it, but alas…

Obviously, they're a "problution"…

First!

First!