Hose before knowing when to quit…

GIMME AN R!

It's not much of a college state…

"He was always well-groomed."

The Male Porn Actors Syndicate?

Don Dokken is rolling in his grave right now!

CHEMICAL WARFARE!!!!!

That "miserable open letter" is also known as his entire discography…

How's it going, Lobsters? Haven't seen you around much…

Heh-heh…release…

This reminds me: why hasn't Steve Winwood come out with a line of spreads called Traffic Jam?

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR COCKSUCKER OPINION AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR COCKSUCKER ASS, COCKSUCKER??!?!

@avclub-410987637793620466d1b0732bd7ed6d:disqus - you're thinking of Dave Matthews.

Are you hurting, Lovecraft? All this lashing out ain't gonna help…

That's true, as anyone who's heard AC/DC's "Let's Get It Up" can attest…

You're not gonna be rich for long if you keep buying cars and abandoning them at the side of the highway…

Bonnie Raitt, too!

Goddammit, I've had enough of your failed secondsies!

Thanks, Horsefellow…

That picture looks like a McPoyle family reunion…