Then get on his face…

Admit it: you just made those band names up on the spot, didn't you?

You can't expect the media experts at the AV Club to actually know that…

You can't expect the music experts at the AV Club to actually know that…

Otherwise known as banking…

Is he one of the good ones though?

He took your advice. He's now doing a sequel to Firefox…

His birth name was The Nashville Network Lee….

By the way, I'd be really impressed if you could somehow incorporate Metallica's "Battery" into your next joke.

You, sir, have just invented a new genre of comedy: baseball/battery gags.

Imagine the look on his face the next time I yell, "Hey, Spike! Your pudding is uneven!"

"Dude, it’s a bottle opener with two screw holes in it. Cool your jets."

White folks ain't goin' for shit on the market nowadays because everyone's throwing them away…

Also, Sherman later admitted that he'd probably end up destroying it with his army…

Yes.

I don't give a shit. I can't wait to see Carol drink water…

Haggar killed Ronnie…

She's got a homeschool vibe to her…

Yeah, that was awful.

This is the music equivalent of the girl who goes to Jamaica during spring break and comes back with cornrows…