Distaff is not correct.

His name is Sir Longstaff of Sluttingshire. No explanation necessary…

Thanks for elaborating…

"Oh, I'm not a doctor…"

This was by far the worst hatesong yet. Getting him to explain why he didn't like it was like pulling teeth…

This wasn't very good.

You have to remember that Phil was also shit-faced when that happened. I saw it as more of a drunken-heat-of-the-moment type thing…

Pick up the pace, lardass!

@avclub-d71760750778a95386b703f5c9e474f0:disqus - well, their drawings were derivative pieces of shit…

Man: "I didn't know him very well, but I've been told he made a mean loose meat sandwich…"

I think I speak for everyone who's never watched a single episode of Glee when I say "WHAT?"

Trans fat…

Well…

A shoddily designed website, I can tell you that much.

Mr. Sandler, do you remember when Chris Rock was guilty only of being in bland and boring films rather than just godawful ones?

Quiet, Err. I'm transmitting rage.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

And for good measure you might as well bob your head rhythmically while holding some sort of holy text…

Pffft!

The fat bassist has nicer jugs…