Not Scalia!

I don't think that's what he was talking about. I'm pretty sure he was talking about keyboards.

Fourth of July is also great. Like Let Me Drown, it's chock full of Sabbath-y goodness…

We all suck! Nothing is good! ARRGGGGHH!!!

I better not see you commenting here again. If I do…whoo boy…there's gonna be hell to pay.

You know who else just wanted "a few pics for the sake of posterity"?

Jackie Stewart?

Are you the fat bassist from Screaming Trees?

Refer to U.S. v. The Guy Who Knocked Danzig the Fuck Out Backstage…

Creed fans are the worst…

"Getting kicked out of Nirvana is one thing, but getting kicked out of Soundgarden sounds like a blessing in disguise."

Even though he talks about the "keys" at the beginning, even though there are no "keys" in the song?

Hey, everyone! Check out Tim McVeigh over here!

That seems a bit far-fetched…

Rockamole…

Is it just me or is that a lot of emo?

FLAGGED (for destroying the "brand" of AnotherCookieMonster)

I wouldn't want to be Eddie Vedder right now.

Plus, all of the original Kings of Comedy didn't even deserve a B.

Oh, man. Remember that magazine cover where the dude has a Universal Product Code on the back of his neck?