"That ain't fudge…"

**puts on Dennis Miller pantsuit**

Who is Jay-Z?

And you're thinking about the bulge in my pants!

Ha! Dawes' music being described as "EPIC"!

No need to flag @avclub-9444fcc30b293edbaea06290964c7faa:disqus. However, if another user comes around with the name AnotherUtahGance, then flag away…

You know who also threw his money at a creepy scam?

@OhthePossibilities:disqus - yeah, this is honestly one of the lamest things I've seen on the AV Club. As another poster noted above, this kind of shit was common—-nay, necessary!—-during the pre-registration days.

Jenny from the Bloc…

In Soviet Russia!

Thanks for the history lesson, Einstein…

He's too busy using his prick to predict the arrival of incoming Nazi rockets…

Your sexual preferences have no bearing on this conversation…

Now, now. We all know that the worst thing that ever happened to music was electrification…

Can we agree that he was the first black Beatle? Or is Ringo's lineage still up in the air?

She just doesn't want you to fuck her whenever this song comes on the radio…

I always imagined Vedder, bloated and old, playing that song in Vegas and changing the lyrics to "Vedder man" while staring at some big-chested 48-year-old tramp in the first row…

I think everyone here at the AV Club needs to see a little movie called "Love At First Bite"…

FLAGGED (for reverse racism)

Your parents' venereal diseases probably have venereal diseases…