Did he ever get to make water?

Or Tarantinos or Gilliams!

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus I think that's because Roth is a self-styled horror aficionado. He's seen everything and has an opinion on it all, and most importantly, he has the right taste in things. He's like the destitute man's Tarantino (doesn't hurt that QT is his best bud). I'd actually like…

Son In Law? He played the audience surrogate in that he hated Pauly Shore and seemed to enjoy Tiffani Amber Thiessen's slutty dance.

I also quoted this above (cept I got it wrong). Did you also watch "Secret of the Ooze" so many times you could quote this trailer verbatim as well as the trailer for "Step Kids" (which was later released as "Big Girls Don't Cry…They Get Even" starring Griffin Dunne, Jenny Lewis and Ben Savage)?

By posting here at all you have broken Kanye's rules. For shame.

Yeah, I can see that. It grates on me too. But I think it works because, during emotional scenes, she seems to drop that way of talking, which makes it come off more like a defense mechanism to me.

@avclub-13d7df3c17502af69aafccc758195f96:disqus Right. I think Dawson's Creek touched on oral sex, and I'm sure there have been other shows, but, by and large, "fooling around" is ignored. I guess because intercourse can be easily viewed as a romantic act but the other stuff can't?

Part of that is her character in that she grew up sort of a spoiled brat, but some of that is also the actress's whiney tone.

What, specifically, do you find unbearable? Her smartass attitude? Her manner of speaking? Or is it her decision making? I like her, but there's a few things I initially found grating, so I'm just wondering.

It always seems weird on these, for lack of a better word, "teen" shows, they tend to skip the characters going through any stage of foreplay and instead jump right from making out to intercourse. For most people, high school is a lot of fooling around. Is there some sort of censorship reason for shows not typically…

No joke. They choose to be there and put themselves in harm's way and while that's probably rough for him (if he's telling the truth, which…I have my doubts), it's not quite the same as what Daphne's going through.

Oh, completely. Just Go With It? Hawaii + Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker and Nicole Kidman in bikinis for eight weeks? And I'm getting paid for it? Sandler is some kind of dastardly genius.

Online communication is, more often than not, an echo chamber.

Schneider should probably let Sandler treat him however the hell he wants. The guy would likely be hosting open mics by now if it weren't for Sandler using his power to give the guy starring vehicles. Horrible movies, to be sure, but they made Schneider a lot of money.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus He's actually pretty good in Spanglish, too. I think he can be pretty good if he has a good director pushing him. Most of the time he's the de facto director, so he just plays himself (or some bizarre character).

Three words: "Fools Rush In"

Pretty sure they wouldn't meet his salary demands. I did chuckle at "busy filming other projects" though.

"Body language" by Salma Hayek that doesn't lead to an erection? Say what?

I think I read they wouldn't meet his salary demands, which is hilarious cause how the hell else does he plan to make money?