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She never looked better than in The Mask, but she still looked fantastic in There's Something About Mary.

The Joaquin thing was back when people still thought it was real. Dumb people, sure, but the majority of people nonetheless.

Maybe for you. I was "Just ovulating." That's right, I'm a lady! Twist ending!

I think she's beautiful, but I understand that most people would probably just call her cute. I'm pretty okay with that. I don't think it's a hipster thing, unless I was a hipster when I was 14 and JOing to her in The Opposite of Sex.

Wait, are we not longing for that? I kinda am. Or at least, you know, a flight attendent who might apologize for sitting on me while she shoves someone's bag into the overhead.

She's beautiful but I preferred the earlier model, slightly chubby Christina.

I think you're right. James Earl Jones is too, I believe. Very strange cast.

No Meteor Man?!
Robert Townsend's last cinematic gasp (B*A*P*S aside)! Maybe we can get a gritty reboot? Paging Christopher Nolan?

Good call Orange Whip, I was just about to say…the guy has done some good things in his life…but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Lady I work with had corrective laser surgery just a couple of weeks ago…she had them done a week or so apart, but had black eyes both times. It's not uncommon, probably just depends on how easily you bruise.

Probably wanted to reference something most people have actually seen.

We used to have a Tower Books next to our Tower Records/Video. It closed LONG before Tower Records. It also had an "Adult" section.

Are people really going after Chik-Fil-A now? Is nothing sacred? Don't we have bigger chiks to fry?

I knew which Borders in Nashville would be closing before I even looked cause it's the one that had a laughably bad selection. It too is within striking distance of a huge, bustling B&N. The other Borders location kills it. I don't get it, is there no quality control or what? I'd probably be upset that we only have

You can teach at most private schools without a teaching certificate, especially if you have an MA. The competition can be tougher depending on where you are and how good the school is, but the pay can also be more competitive.

Sorry, I'm Team Jason.

Yep. Isbell's masterpiece.

Brighter's too much to take in for a newbie. That's a long ass album. Plus, Shonna's songs kinda suck.

Decoration Day all the way…that's the only album where all three songwriters are firing on all cylinders.