I once got into an argument with Devin Faraci on the CHUD boards about Tom Petty, who he deemed "pop crap." Dumbass.

I thought I'd read somewhere that Jon Lurie (yes, that Jon Lurie) had written the theme when he was briefly considered for Max's role.

The use of Bob Seger was awesome. Anyone who hates on "Still the Same" is welcome to fight me behind the emporium tomorrow night. Prepare to get your ass beat to the sounds of the Silver Bullet Band.

You should add, "though I think original choice Robert Duvall may have been even better. Still, you're no slouch, sir!"

Cruise feels so strongly about his "no sequel" policy that he insisted his wife do "Mad Money" instead of "The Dark Knight." Clearly, he knows what he's doing.

Goldie was so outrageously cute. Her daughter doesn't even come close.

Always liked Ben Stiller as "Tom Crooze" on the MTV Movie Awards suggesting to John Woo that, during a fight sequence, while suspended in mid air, Cruise should turn to the camera and say "This mission just got a whole helluva lot more impossible." To which Woo responds, "Go. Away."

Clearly it's a sequel. I don't even think this is up for discussion.

Why are you saying "racist" like it's a bad thing?

Definitely not a Diane Lane All-Star.

Why on earth not? He's bigger than Beckham, you know.

God, I even had stuff from the Secret Stash store. Lord knows how much hard earned money of my parents I spent on my signed Mallrats poster, Chasing Amy/Clerks script book and Clerks t shirt. That Smith is a huckster first, filmmaker second.

Will he text them pictures of his penis? Will his penis be wearing a ghostface mask?

You guys and your high expectations. There will be no naked boobs in this movie.

Neve Campbell's nude scene was a great lesson for young actresses to show the goods when they're still…well…good.

I agree. Some scary parts in that one. I actually thought Scream 2 was pretty decent as far as sequels go.

Let's hope it's better than Cursed
And I honestly don't remember who the killer(s?) was (were?) in Scr3am. That shit was terrible. At least Kevin Williamson was back for this one? (Even though he left halfway through filming and was replaced by Ehren Kruger, the writer of Scream 3…excuse me, Scr3am).

They're All Gonna Laugh at You and What the Hell Happened to Me? were fantastic, but the quality fell off on the subsequent albums. Not sure the Sandler of today is capable of the juvenile hilarity of that early stuff.

Zack and Miri is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Weak jokes, weak plot, terrible acting. The cloying ending was unforgivable. I was a huge Smith fan when I was 14, but I'm not sure any of his movies would hold up if I watched them now. Maybe the first hour of Chasing Amy, or parts of Clerks. Also, Jay & Silent…

To be fair, the joke was that no one had heard of Steve Davis.