This is AV Club house style for movie reviews and always has been. Unless actors are playing famous people/characters, they're referred to by their own names.

"Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react?" Yep, that's what how I meant it.

"Surprised and confused so much that they are unsure how to react?" Yep, that's what how I meant it.

I watched the DICK VAN DYKE SHOW holiday episode the other day, the one that's all just the Alan Brady writers putting on a show, with Laura helping out, and my goodness was Mary Tyler Moore ever a heartbreaker.

I watched the DICK VAN DYKE SHOW holiday episode the other day, the one that's all just the Alan Brady writers putting on a show, with Laura helping out, and my goodness was Mary Tyler Moore ever a heartbreaker.

Correction: Actor-*director*.

Correction: Actor-*director*.

"Even though I… y'know… I never watched his show."

"Even though I… y'know… I never watched his show."

After seeing that episode as a kid, I insisted on chewing every bite 32 times, which my parents thought was cute until it was taking me an hour to eat dinner, and then they started hollering at me.

After seeing that episode as a kid, I insisted on chewing every bite 32 times, which my parents thought was cute until it was taking me an hour to eat dinner, and then they started hollering at me.

I call myself "Murphy" whenever I screw something up around the house. So does my wife. It's become an all-purpose expletive. ("Ah, Murphy!")

I call myself "Murphy" whenever I screw something up around the house. So does my wife. It's become an all-purpose expletive. ("Ah, Murphy!")

It was "Kiss Me On The Bus."

It was "Kiss Me On The Bus."

I taped it off of SNL when it happened, and I'm glad I did, since as far as I know it's never been rebroadcast. I need to digitize that VHS tape before it deteriorates.

I taped it off of SNL when it happened, and I'm glad I did, since as far as I know it's never been rebroadcast. I need to digitize that VHS tape before it deteriorates.

Looking forward to the Grant Hart film.

Looking forward to the Grant Hart film.

Why me? He's not contradicting anything I asserted in the review.