The rappers better watch out, because next he's coming after their Big Gulps.

And all you hear for those two minutes is the audience yelling Dave's own jokes at him.

Wait a minute, you had sex with a woman and now you're whining about it? You're not a bluesman, you're an idiot!

"It's pre-owned!"

HAS ANYBODY SAID "I'M NOT A BUSINESSMAN I'M A BUSINESS, MAN" YET? 

@avclub-bbb04f2a70775131fa0397bbdb4c03de:disqus At the risk of getting myself flagged in defense of my WWII knowledge, I always got all of the Pythons' Third Reich jokes…

He's paying for that haircut in installments. He could only afford to do the left side.

And this coming from a guy who comments in all lowercase!

OH CHRIST, I'M SICK TO BLOODY DEATH OF THEM.

@avclub-baf85a9c743fef2c046bd5cd59d7fc98:disqus, @avclub-e5b4d5a1803a9d833d999f06c9ca7467:disqus, @avclub-bbb04f2a70775131fa0397bbdb4c03de:disqus I stand corrected. I clearly need to brush up on my RAF history.  

I now regret not going with *Photoshops "The Sound Outside" out of picture*.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."

*Photoshops three people out of picture*

I always assumed that Colin "Bomber" Harris was also a nod to Chopper Harris, albeit more subtle. Were the Pythons Chelsea fans?

Time for some precision drilling!

I had a science teacher once who mentioned a larch completely by accident one day, then he caught himself and repeated, "The Larch." I remember about three of us laughing, and everyone else in the room just staring at him with their mouths open.

"Please fondle my buttocks."

After all, they're not meant to be luxury flats.

You'd better come in again.

I love the way Cleese's eyes bug out when he says "You see I mainly design slaughterhouses."