Not only that, it's where I learned everything I know about Freemasons.

"Excuse me…did you say 'knives'?"

Then followed by the sheepish "…I nearly got in at Hendon…"

Fair enough. Art school kids shouldn't be allowed in museums.

That only matters when someone who isn't a critical darling does it.

How many new names for pop culture tropes have they coined and repeated already?

So basically if you actually wanted to go through the museum and look at stuff, this guy and a bunch of art school kids with iPhones are in your way?

Hey! Are you that guy who always invites everyone to come to his church?

Don't forget the inserting of the word "nerd" into other words!

Maybe at this THE DISSOLVE that no one can seem to shut the fuck up about.

Man, I haven't listened to Negativland in a long time. Respect.

Oh man, the only word in any of this that I understood was "Boulder," which is probably the word that explains all the rest of it.

I love him, but he's actually been kind of maddening to watch on a regular basis this season. Sometimes he's brilliant, and sometimes he gives up seven runs. And then every once in a while he pitches really well, gets no run support, and has to take a loss.

So Mike Patton is going to be the most hip-hop guy on this whole fucking record?

I always liked that scene because I've spent most of my life with a Johnny Unitas haircut.

Oh yeah, I won't abide that bitchass plastic-tipped shit. There are still a couple of sets of honest-to-God metal-pointed lawn darts in my grandmother's basement. And yes, my cousins, siblings and I did try to make a perfect enough throw to impale each other when we were kids.

*swears off listening to music*

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus I omitted it from mine too, and had the same regret after the fact. I think we may be nerds.

Mount Up!

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus Yeah, I'm not suggesting eating the avocado at Subway, just bitching about Amelie hitting Ctrl+V on this same blurb for the hundredth time without changing a word. But real avocados fucking rule. I will fight anyone who says different.