Franco was just sick of the damage it was causing to Spain's sewer system and plumbing infrastructure.

Everyone knows he's been going by "G-Berd" since 2009.

And he decided to name himself "Türkmenbaşy," Leader of the Turkmen, which seemed kind of gauche.

Great Job!

Yeah, my weekend stories are usually dark and disturbing and maybe even sad, so kudos to the DBag.

He started out that way, but the whole "1/16 Navajo/acoustic guitar/DMB-loving dipshit" persona and his weird self-satisfaction really started to crack me up more recently. 

What really makes it is the fact that it was a "speakeasy cocktail lounge." Jesus Fucking Christ, New York.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus It's hard to tell. But he's been down there for a while!

Dave was awesome.

That's Our DBag!™

Where else on cable are you going to see episodes of Law and Order?

Somebody other than St. Louis you mean? Root for the Reds.

Sidney Crosby fell down because of your comment.

You're welcome. I'll go scream it at someone else then. I'm not tryin' to convert anybody, just makin' a point.

And that whole thing was actually a Beta test of the latest U.N. Security Council idea to improve Israeli-Iranian relations.

Because we're bad people.

He's the Hydrox of Cookie Monster commenting accounts.

I just want to hit him.

I think it's the Charleston.

Careful what you say about Canadian Bacon.