Do you think she'd be any worse at being an FBI agent than she is at interviewing people on the radio?

All sequels are diarrhea, but not all diarrhea is sequels.

I'd say "yes," but I'm a Coke guy.

That's true, but Rebecca DeMornay and Mary Gross were still totally bankable movie stars in 1998, so it works either way.

I think that's just diarrhea.

I doubt it would have ever come up.

Your "Little Pink NO" is very cute.

@avclub-f17b63d878e1e227361ddce49b95fecd:disqus I guess that depends on your definition of old. She's right in my wheelhouse though.

Uh…snap into a Slim Jim?

In all fairness, that lady was sexy as hell.

Hey, you did this one already. Are you just following Dan around with this comment chambered?

♫ Sexual Harassment…Pan-daaaa. ♫

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus "Feels like an Arby's night. *squints*"

[HURLS PROJECTILES AT @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus]

Spicy mustard!

Well maybe it was Ghostbusters.

Remember the pastrami scene from 9 1/2 Weeks?

"I'm…me?"

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Maybe then 58 out of every 60 minutes of SportsCenter would be Giants-Dodgers instead of Yankees-Red Sox.

I don't know, I'd kinda like to see where he went with it.