@eric827:disqus So would the equivalent for gay men be realizing too late that your boyfriend's name is "Enos"?

I don't mean for this to sound like a come-on, but does anyone here wanna have sex?

"Same thing."

Yeah, I don't think he wants to work with me because I made fun of his face the other day. He's been pretty busy here anyway auditioning for the Captain Planet role.

Hilaria Buttocks.

Yeah, who wants to watch a good game, when we could all talk about Mark Teixeira's wrist for four hours, then go "Oh by the way there was a baseball game here tonight, the Orioles won."

"Where did you go? Oh, there you are. Very amusing."

Faster Baldwin, Baldwin's gaining on us!

So you're saying you're a grad student?

The power to reduce methane gas emissions by inhaling one's own farts?

Is Lori Petty still working?

What in the fuck are you talking about?

I read it as recently as 10 minutes ago and I don't really understand a fucking word of it.

This guy has a lot of well-thought-out, practical ideas. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

This, this was actually the answer I was expecting to get right off the bat.

Oh great, the tea kettle destroyed itself rather than be used by me.

It would have made one hell of a B-side to "Hitler was a Sensitive Man."

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus Eh, Lobsters is a good guy.

No @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus, no peace!

@avclub-18f18df4a6146deb1b97c2c944b9660c:disqus Yeah, that happened in record time.