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@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus No, it means that everything in Revelation about opening the Seventh Seal is just a euphemism for explosive diarrhea.

"Nuts," because your grandparents were from Brazil?

Man, if she can't even throw a Faygo a reasonable distance, the diabetes is wreaking more havoc than I suspected.

EDIT: Well now my post correcting a gimmick account's misspelling of an ethnic slur directed at my own people makes no sense, so Imma just remove it.

Put on Wire's Pink Flag and let's start writin' riffs!

Racism and windchimes.

That's all well and good, but…do you hope someone got fired for that blunder?

Yeah, it'll get made either way.

Richard III: Vampire Zombie or Zombie Vampire or some fucking bullshit.

"Cameron Diaz…Annie…Jay-Z…Will Smith…"

Well at least this guy avoided having his bathtub fall through the ceiling.

I'm waiting for someone to do it with Marduk's "Fuck Me Jesus."

No, it was not The Trouble With Angels! That's a Hayley Mills vehicle, that's not even close.

@avclub-0de6dd3e9c3035563f798edb70fd1955:disqus: card-carrying member of the Greatest Generation.

@avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus Yes, yes, yes.

For whatever reason, Michael Palin absolutely fucking rules at playing clerics.

No, YOU NEED A MORTICIAN! YOU NEED A MORTICIAN! YOU NEED A MORTICIAN!

Comedic actor Ken Marino, from "The State" and "Party Down." He's joining "Eastbound and Down" and the "Veronica Mars" movie.

Kristen Bell, I guess. I don't know, I never saw "Veronica Mars."