So. Has anybody ever drunkenly proclaimed "Poke her…with the soft cushions!" right before sex?

Yes! The little old lady being so completely cheerful helps make the scene.

I think it's funny that of everything on the site, it's "Hatesong" and discussions about "Girls" that get everybody into a huge pissing match with everybody else.

At the end of the day, we're all just huge pieces of shit.

Ever since the beginning of Hatesong, I've been waiting for someone to say that the hated artist should be tortured to death. Leave it to David Yow to come through.

It's only misogynistic if a frat-boy or someone similarly objectionable expresses the sentiment. When it's a hippy saying it, it's totally forward-thinking.

Probably. Hence the semi-enclosed "V" with a few stray pubes hanging on it.

They weren't.

Ha, so I see. If that song doesn't get a marriage off on the right foot, nothing's gonna.

They don't call me "Colonel Homer" because I'm some dumb-ass Army guy!

Nailed it. Nazis love the Dead Kennedys.

That was a Klimt, right?

That's your rendition of the theme music, right?

The Shield

"I'm Brandon Cruz from The Bad News Bears the Dead Kennedys, and I'm here today to talk to you about Victory Jeans Levis."

Fuck yes.

Even the TI's graphic design department is phoning it in.

I'll be in the cold, cold grave before the stupid fucking team I love ever wins so much as a fucking belching contest, so I can't provide any primary source data on this. But still, you should go.

Nice. "I Wanna Be a Sex Symbol on My Own Terms."

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