I haven't seen The UMD around, so,

Google also says she's pregnant. Now even more interested. 

Time for the cake raffle!

This would actually get me to tune into CNN for the first time in twelve years.

This sucks. RIP Alan.

I think you're actually supposed to pick up a stone and throw it so hard at her head that it kills her.

@avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus I must admit I haven't heard "hoochie" in quite a while. But people were definitely still saying it when "California Love" came out. At least, they were on my bus!

I don't really remember any of the shit I say, so I'm just going to say that all of my comments are underrated.

They're just like us.

Toss in Noomi Rapace, masturbate. Repeat as needed.

That's a million points!

That sounds pretty fucking awesome.

I know you are.

Well naturally by "article" I meant "low-res image."

Wow, this is one hell of a badass cast. 

Lena Dunham is totally "Now."

Oh that's fucking fantastic. My attempt to transcribe Rick noises:

You do get bored…
You get bored…
With my shuffle liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!

Whoa, what? Do I actually need to read the article this time?

CITY OF COMPTON! (CITY OF COMPTON!)