In the often-overlooked Atlantic time zone.

Bauhaus, "In the Flat Field"
Wan, "Dod Kristen Man"
Rotten Sound, "Drain"
The Business, "Sabotage the Hunt"
Dark Funeral, "Hail Murder"
Comin Correct, "Today We Live"

Johnny Deep in…The Long Ranger.

WOOOOOOOO I'm Pacman Jones!

Just A Pile Of Oily Rags as Will Perdue!

Special appearance by Dr. Phil as Charles Barkley.

You mean "prison bitch/male prostitute"? Because I can definitely get on board with music of the '90s being the music of prison bitches and male prostitutes.

Really, all I can see in those videos is @ElDan:disqus eating things.

http://www.theonion.com/art…

She was only 15 years old.

It's a Shawshank Redemption remake. I'm the Tim Robbins character and they're the seasoned inmates who want to have their way with me.

"Green beans will also be served."

Huh. I thought he was giving Chris Bosh Star Jones the clap.

I wrote a screenplay where Gabrielle Union and Rosario Dawson were into me too.

Yeah, I'll take "Manson Family" over "quirky-precious" every damn day of the week.

I've never heard of someone actually wanting to be emo. I learn so much about the world from you, @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus.

Naturally she has to pick up a lot of the slack as the attractive person.

*re-reads*

*resists judging a band based on its looks*

In this case, five.