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She clearly stole that idea, because it looks exactly like R. Kelly's Doo-Doo Butter Pie.

SHE COULD PUT MY GRISLY PROBOSCIS IN HER GAPING MAW, RIGHT GUYS!?!

She's probably related to Wayne Rooney.

Because you have an entrepreneurial spirit.

"YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D, BROS!!!!!"
-@avclub-472d722b57a4ed37e41e70c9c9d7d0f3:disqus, to the producers of Jobs

Huh. I thought it was Justin Long.

Sweatshop?

Hey, that guy posts on the AV Club now!

Because her parents suck? Or because Kevin Sharp is gay?

@avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus Must be the autocorrect, because this is the best spelling, grammar, and syntax we've ever seen out of an Avenged Sevenfold fan.

This seems a little twee for an Avenged Sevenfold fan.

It's DEFCON 1…they're out of Kanye West news.

Someone check for a foreskin!

Huh, that's…

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Shit, you're right. I meant Mr. Khloe. Whatever his name is.

Well we find ourselves in agreement on Jayden/Brayden, etc. The "-ayden" names peg you as a future meth-head. Names like "Apple" peg you as a future aroma-therapist. Different strokes.

We already hate each other.

The fact that the LaDashAh story has been proven to be the completely apocryphal product of racist chain-email is reason not to believe him.