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KeKe is going in the Cleveland Sports All-Name Team along with World B. Free, Bingo Smith, and Carlos Santana.

Andrew Godwin, ladies and gentlemen!

This guy here gets it.

"Honey, bad news…we're late on this month's lamp bill."

You're a good dude Seth.

Aw, everybody has a friend that teaches a La-Ah-pronounced-"LaDashAh"! In the city! How do you guys think that happened?

If you appreciate the characters of our society

That kid's parents were just big fans of that old Julia Louis-Dreyfus sketch.

A person who wears clothes designed for the opposite sex, but still identifies psychologically and biologically as a member of they sex they were born into.

Liked because this is a pick-up line that would actually make me fall in love.

Classic Euroskepticism.

Eh, I'd rather see what the Laker bro in the background has goin' on. What are his thoughts on the game? For that matter, why are the Kardashians at a Lakers game when Khloe plays for the Clippers now?

This is the greatest banner photo in the history of this website. Thanks, Mike Vago.

They're both obnoxious celebrity couples who gave their babies equally stupid names.

They said the same thing about Damien, and look how that turned out.

This is one hell of a dark horse.

Finally, a Patton reference around here. Fuck yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna get my ear, nose, and throat guy on the phone too. After all, if I can't smell your cunt, in addition to not being able to see the cock on your face, I should probably switch to filtered cigarettes.

Don't mind him, he's written a macro that goes through this whole thread saying "no, just no" to everything.