In my defense, it may have been tasteless, but it wasn't exactly the same joke. I'm not a monster.

Okay, be sure to warn everybody else.

Jesus Christ, Dik.

Edit: I CAN'T SMELL YOUR CUNT.

"They used to be kinda like this [RIGHT HAND], but now they're more like this [LEFT HAND]."

"Wow, check out those sweet friendship bracelets."

There it is.

The Raiders are actually the team I kinda ended up rooting for when the Browns were out of the league, so I'll always have love for the Silver and Black. I'm pulling for them to get their shit together…football is just better when the Raiders are good.

Yeah, nobody needs a stealth Outsiders reboot.

As a Chicago sports fan… I can be secure in the knowledge that my teams will…almost always lose, even when they're good.

Liked for making me LOL reading the name "DJ Qualls."

HIYO!

*hits refresh on "Report: Aaron Hernandez Arrest 'Likely'" again*

Safe Area Gorazde is great. You're a good teacher.

KIM THOMPSON, CO-PUBLISHER OF FANTAGRAPHICS COMICS.

That's the last thing I ever expected to hear out of a @avclub-8856638da4354266a53ba0fe9aef68dd:disqus, but well done.

Now this, I'd watch.

You'd just need some guy to make snoring sounds, right? What's Michael Winslow doing?

@LJo1:disqus Let me guess…they all park in handicapped spaces right?

As we all know, comic book fans are the ultimate arbiters of standards of beauty for live, human females. And that's as it should be.