Who do you have in mind to play the pube on that can of Coke?

Hey. How come they didn't give you an employee ID?

The "Post-James Franco Era" is also known as "The Ongoing Slow, Painful Death of Western Fucking Civilization."

Not only a fitting tribute, but just the way life should be lived in general.

People need something to complain about.

I don't know. He only had 38 tackles and 4 sacks last season. I wouldn't call that "hot."

She's actually just been cutting herself. TO SEE IF SHE CAN STILL FEEL.

I was always partial to "fucking my hand."

Tyler Perry's James Franco is Tyler Perry's James Franco in Tyler Perry's James Franco's Aunt Madea Joins the Cast of Spiderman.

@avclub-832f64b04453d8697cd600b74b14a1ad:disqus  A-fucking-men. I know it's probably because I'm old, but goddamn I hate the word "fapping."

Hoo boy…

That's impossible. She's a Manhattanite with a liberal arts education.

They didn't, it's just Chris Pratt.

This week we're barely putting up with the Tolerability Index.

You're gonna be hauling a lot of kitty litter.

@EvelKareebel:disqus Cocaine is God's way of saying "LET'S FUCKIN' DO THIS!!!!!!!"

I dunno. Grain alcohol? Glitter? Ecstasy? Whatever it is, I want in.

We live in dark times, @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus.

1. Pamela Adlon
2. Current Julia Louis-Dreyfus
3. Kanye West
4. Ke$ha

Oh, that's a good one. I'm pissed at myself for forgetting her.