OBAMA.

The Stormfront cooking page has great recipes for kreplach. 

Please, don't interrupt when people on the internet are making fun of the South.

She got her teeth whitened at a lecture in Chicago? Kinky.

"What are your thoughts on The Liberal Media vis-a-vis The Black Quarterback?"

Goddamn right okra.

Y'all.

I like Leviathan, but yeah, Jef Whitehead is a shit.

That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

But does it really have as much fiber as my regular bran cereal?

The new EP by Aberration Nexus is excellent:
http://aberrationnexus.band….

Check out the band Panopticon (in addition to the Isis album which is also fantastic). Panopticon the band is very inventive black metal from Kentucky with a lot of folk and bluegrass elements.

Was it Hitler?

Piper at the Gates of Dawn is where it's at. Music should only be made by insane people.

Just not "ha ha" funny.

Well here's where I'll point out that I don't like The Princess Bride.

Can't take any more Kanye West articles, huh?

I went to Whole Foods today. They didn't have anything I needed and the staff smelled horrible. Fucking Whole Foods.

Oh Jesus Christ…

[PUNCHES FRED STOLLER'S FACE IN THROUGH GLASS PHONE BOOTH WALL]