Ha ha, nobody's going to do that.

If only you could come up with some violent stereotype about that…

The fact that the little guy even made it to college before he was ten is a pretty huge accomplishment. You can't fault him for not really being able to deal with the pressure and dropping out.

Hey Kanye, you've got a little bit of schmutz on the side of your head. No…your right side, my left. No, dammit, it's over there. Is it a cat hair, maybe? Just HOLD STILL, I'll get it.

Soon as we finish raping his second-cousins.

Shit of Steel

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

Streaming the Univision feed of the 2010 Cup from my desk instead of working: best decision I ever made. ¡Golazo! ¡Golazo! ¡Golazoooooooooooooooo!

Or failing to GET TO THE TOP OF THE FUCKING OBSTACLE!

Sneaking out to have a smoke, maybe? Or seeing if we can find a place within walking distance to grab a beer or a coffee.

If you do go, make sure you yell "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH" a bunch of times when he comes on stage. He loves that.

Lucky for me that's my exact definition of comedy*, since Detroit is the closest tour stop to me.

Classic 18-year-old mistake. Next time, just light a cigarette. Doesn't matter if you don't smoke, just do it.

"Liked" for "liking" your own post about how we can now "like" our own posts.

Indeed. NOW PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE HIS GENIUS.

I wish I could like this 1215 times.

BUT, DROP IT WHERE?!?!

His Che Guevara t-shirt from ten years ago must be really proud.

Hammurabi's Code: Nuked Fridge

But she still "looks good."