There's a buncha studmuffins in these comment sections.

I think they're going by "cowboysintheskyonasaturdayinmemphis" now.

"Attractive woman not actually attractive, according to internet."

If ever an article was ready-made for @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus, it's this one. My hat is off to you.

WRONG. "Parks and Recreation" invented the middle-aged man with a mustache who eats steak. All of our dads have been ripping off the show for the past 50 years.

She could have at least set fire to it.

No, they're known for Tex Mex.

But then again, what is?

That's the joke. It's everybody.

So is he not doing "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader" anymore?

Unfortunately, the Terminator is Tebow.

Yeah. I just hope we commenters all remember what human-dignity-junkies we all are next time an article about Insane Clown Posse is posted.

That's how I wanna go.

@Dikachu:disqus "It's an ordinary liver. But you can't have it…it's mine."

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus as if becoming obese to the point of immobility was a great achievement

It doesn't seem structurally possible.

The children have to claim their own territory somehow.

I haven't. But I'm pleased to be proven wrong.

Honey Boo Boo is gay-friendly, at least when it comes to potbellied pigs. Therefore the whole show is justifiable.

Angel dust.