"Tic Tac, sir?"

We got no food.

Maybe not about most things, but I'd expect them to be obsessively observant about race and people's physical features.

13 year old you was wrong.

He's talking about The Crush. It features the old "extract semen from a used condom you fished out of the trash" trick.

The sequel got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.

FDR's Fireside Chats (Classic)

I like the episode, but yeah, I've always scratched my head at the idea that a neo-Nazi kid couldn't tell that his buddy was biracial.

*follows @avclub-bdf0a9d5c29efb12bb024c245cceddcd:disqus's advice*

The look on Lanie's face when she realizes Tavon is ratting Vic out on a minor parking violation is priceless. 

Genital warts are better than Super Collider.

Hey…this guy's fuckin' with us!

for every person gushing about the transcendental nature of its new full-length, Sunbather, there’s
a metal purist dismissing the group as another “hipster” act like
Liturgy, and then going back to listening to something far more
authentic (i.e. from Sweden)

Yeah, producing Reign in Blood (and South of Heaven, naturally) earns you a lot of goodwill from me.

Yeah, this. It's not an all-or-nothing thing. I love Sabbath, I'm glad they're back and maybe if they stay at it they'll make something that really does blow people away, but this, while not bad, isn't it.

Or like a Simpsons review without the words "dour" and "joyless."

We're officially turning into the AC Club? Sensitive Seth Putnam is going to be stoked.

Wait a minute, which one is the anus?

This is the first time I've read it, so I wouldn't say "always," but yes.

You know that The Lord Jesus is God right? The Lord Jesus can do
anything, and He has the power to help us stop sinning. If you truly
hate sin, surrender everything to Him, ask Him to change you so that you
will not sin. The Bible says that you can do all things with Him and
that He will give you anything you ask for.…