Sorry Dave, I meant it as sad bashing.

Where's Poochie?

SAD DRUNK GETS OLD JOB BACK

Can we really say that anything is true?

Liking Dan's post before he gets flagged into the ether.

Phil Dyess-Nugent checks what…?!?!

Fuck this. This role is clearly what Richard Edson was born to do.

Arli$$

Is Webcrawler still out there? Anything I have to do to avoid rewarding zaniness.

Is the propeller hat a real thing at Google? If so I'm changing my search engine to something else.

RELATIVELY SMALL BLUE AND RED "NO"OGLE.

My question to you is, "Who's putting your pants on?"

You say that like they won't all be overpass hooker episodes.

Yeah, that's actually really awesome.

You have -3 likes, and Kevin Sharp is gay.

He's releasing an album because his Neosporin bills for all those paper cuts are through the roof.

I said TURN THEM SHITS UP!

Wow. Kettering!

Well, it looks like the dog got your poo, grandpa.

I wear short shorts!