I think it was the Murder Junkies.

The Skies Are Falling And I Want My Mommy!

♫ All the food is poisoned! All the food is poisoned! ♫

Lou Reed in Laurie Anderson! Wait, I'm doing this wrong…

I was about to say "Didn't Sid try to hack Siouxsie to death with an axe one time?" but then I remembered that was Poly Styrene.

It was a bizarre gardening accident.

Which was a real shame, because he was the creative force behind that song where they say "peaches" a bunch of times.

LIKED! FLAGGED!

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus Huh. I saw that "Yes" and was certain it'd be coming from Wax Tom Cruise.

Not if I can help it.

To be fair, Dopamine Release Skulljack-Entertainment does sound pretty fucking cool.

Sensible Brown Loafers Aquarian never really took to the group in the first place.

I'm jealous. All I got was the dry heaves.

You're lucky. At least you've got something to do.

Yeah, they were totally listenable, and I liked the fact that in the self-serious '90s there was a band who was like "Party, Get Money, Fuck Bitches" instead of pissing and moaning about how they didn't want to be rock stars and hated fame.

I realize it doesn't work in this context, but holy fuck, if ever a photo was just begging for the big red NO…

How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?

Don't worry. @avclub-ebd92c1e51287503620906e6bfb9dfc6:disqus always sticks to everything.

A Squirrel Nut Zipper always sounded very dangerous to me.

To each his own, but I'm pretty stoked to take in my first game at Truck Stop Jimmy Haslam's Slant-Drilling and Football Structure, Sponsored by FirstEnergy™.