Come, sexually active teenager. Let us try to jump the hilly brush.

Nietzsche Family Circus:

You mean it's just another propaganda piece from the Pro-Kindness lobby?

As usual, the commenters here don't let me down.

WHAAAAAAAT?!!!?!?!?!

You went with Alex English and not Fat Lever?

This really needs way more likes.

Gordon of Gordon-and-Fran may have honestly been my favorite recurring character, in a show full of awesome recurring characters. I guess for a lot of us, he reminds us a little of our dads.

Hey! Got a problem with that, Belgium?!

@avclub-5dedb42b34e50082065a783265ce28a8:disqus The expression on Scott's face when he says "it was a lime" totally sells it.

Not to mention that Cletus's restaurant should only be serving skunk.

Actually if they really wanted to be true to their namesake, they'd refuse to play the show in Baltimore and threaten to play in whatever city the Yankees Single-A affiliate is based in instead.

HOW SUBVERSIVE.

I don't know, every once in a while he gets projectiles thrown at him and the refs have to switch the teams to opposite ends of the field.

Yeah, every once in a while an ad on a music website is actually useful, but those tend to be way less obnoxious than the ones around here.

Goddamn you.

"Bubby Brister" = punk as fuck.

My mom would have too. She was madly in love with Brian Sipe.

No, he went bankrupt and has fallen on hard times, but he's a free man.

Especially now that he's been booked for vehicular homicide.