Fuckin' A.

On the internet, "punk" is now just a catch-all for up-tempo guitar pop, it seems.

I could see naming a band after Ken Stabler. That dude was a badass.

*@avclub-d155e6847d268061f3d8cd008a44a202:disqus leaves*

"It must be wonderful to relive Simpsons episodes over and over."

If so, tell him that he makes one hell of a mozzarella stick.

Watain posted a "trailer" for their new album, which was naturally a huge prick-tease with very little music in it, but I'm still absolutely stoked for when it comes out.

And Diablo Cody isn't even involved in this fucking thing, somehow.

She did so while being an attractive woman. Therefore, the 24 hour news networks have been talking about her for the last 387,109 consecutive hours.

I think she's playing Aubrey Plaza.

This band had better be careful at that July 15 show.

Which one of you pus-heads is Brent Armstrong?!

This is now how my family pronounces the word "difficulty."

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus Heh, sorry about that. I think I'm one of those people who is generally interested in scary things, so I naturally get the most interested in the ones I find personally scary.

@avclub-8ff9efcd01697a614ccb01922bbea1b3:disqus, you sicken me.

As if Malcolm Tucker weren't already my favorite TV character anyway.

Leave it to a polar bear to tell it like it is.

Corollary to the Dropbox idea: help Smacky brainstorm ways to torture the IT guy.

Stop, STOP, he's already dead!

I didn't until yesterday, because they typically didn't bother me enough. But then the first 25 or so times I came to the AVC yesterday, bam, Noah Wyle's face taking up my whole screen.