I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.

I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts!

But those 100 tacos should provide adequate sustenance for the "Doctor Who" marathon.

Daddy, this place smells like tinkle!

[STEALS GIANT FIBERGLASS DONUT FROM THE LARD LAD, TOWS IT HOME]

We know Amelie doesn't.

Speaking of arrogance, I was leaving for work the other day and a cyclist was completely holding up one lane of traffic on a 35MPH stretch of a main street in my neighborhood. The car that was behind him finally switched lanes to get around him, then switched back. The driver wasn't a shithead about it or anything,…

Al, I don't use the word "hero" often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

I'm a smoker and I hate litter. There are a few of us out there who dispose of butts properly.

I, uh, I've been drinking a lot of cans of Tecate out of my beer coozy. That's all I got. I was at the Mexican grocery anyway buying Tapatio in bulk.

Your sister should have gotten a key to the city. Being a clown makes you suspect enough, but sneaking up on people? Fuck that noise.

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Yeah, "passive" is a good word for it, and that's probably why it didn't grab me at first. It's not really meant to do so.

Put me down for claustrophobia and being buried alive as well. Though I also find premature burial fascinating, either as a form of execution, like in the Rape of Nanking or the Khmer Rouge, or as a way of seeking good luck like those guys in Russia.

You sir have excellent taste. I'm getting so many ideas from your shuffle lists lately.

blackened powerviolence EP

GET SOME FUCKIN' NUTS!

I was actually wondering if anyone was going to mention the new Deafheaven. I've only given it a couple of listens and can't seem to get into it. I may not have been in the right mood.

The Cliches, "That's More Like It"
TI ft. UGK, "Front Back"
The Suicide File, "Kissinger"
Rotting Christ, "He, The Aethyr"
Condemned 84, "Young Blood"
Kate Bush, "Running Up That Hill"

Fantastic SOIA song there.