Sometimes if you're tired of having him around, you just have to give him a little tap on the shoulder.

Provoking us, forcing us to shoot first.

[JAMES AVERY LECTURES AMERICAN MOVIEGOING PUBLIC ON WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE A MAN]

I don't know, but I'd see a doctor.

Oh Blanche, you saucy little tramp.

Yeah, suggesting that Saturday Night Live is better-written than anything invalidates the whole list.

Holy shit, wait a minute. His kids DP something in this movie?

I assumed the twist was that, despite the title, Jesse Eisenberg never actually disappears or goes away, and viewers are forced to look at him for 90 minutes.

And to me, he'll always be the DEA-agent-undercover-as-headshop-owner and constantly-brutalized-guy-in-milkshake-costume from Reno 911.

*sprays entire can of air freshener into trailer*

Bec…because they're so attractive! I thought that was the whole point of this movie!

Well, if we extrapolate based on the reason all these other people are doing this movie, we have to conclude that she's having tax problems.

Heh heh. Rock on!

@avclub-8210173b51782dc7755ef71fc36d4197:disqus Wait, are people talking about stuff other than Iron Maiden? What on earth for?

And his blood is his owwwwwwwwwwwn now!

"More like Sunny Gay Real Estate!"

"I don't know if this helps you, but he usually hangs out at a bar somewhere in Hell's Kitchen."

And every once in a while Roger Mudd showed up to introduce something.

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I'm okay with it as long as people continue to make coprophagia jokes.

Totally fucking crazy!